I think it might be time to admit that I will not in fact be able to remove the entire contents of Hodges Library to my apartment. No, not even just subclasses PR8000-9000. (For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to basically memorize large sections of the LOC classification schedule, that would be where they put the Irish literature.)

Yeah, I broke 50 items checked out this morning. I have no more room on my bookcases for these books. I swear, I went into the library this morning for just three volumes. I came out with ten. (In my defense, the Best American Essays collections were right across the aisle from the Nebula Award collections. I didn't stand a chance!)

It might be time to haul several of these up to the English department, make copies of the relevant sections, and then turn them back in. Probably I've absorbed the basics of postcolonial theory by this point...